Your dad keeps some seriously good wine on his concrete wine bunkers in the basement. And you've been itching to drink them. Problem is, dude says you can only taste one of his prized bottles if you finally get married and you're, like, "Ew, dad, I'm only 28. I'm still in my George Clooney phase," so you never get to sip on one of them bad boys. If only there was a way you can draw wine from the bottles without opening them so you can blame it on an act of god or something. Well, now there is with the Coravin 1000 System.