Sometimes, a mad-scientist M.O. just works. You know, tinkering away in the basement late at night, logging patents like they're going out of style, generally trying to be disruptive and make something badass. Fortunately for the wine biz, we've got a winner out of that dark basement—a wine device to change the way we uncork and swill the good stuff. Except: Make that the way we don't uncork.